Ejector

Ejector is a mischievous Transformer who can conceal himself in the form of a 4-slot bread searing machine (namely, a toaster). He cannot speak English, but appears to understand it. In toaster mode, he is capable of concealing a small payload within his frame (such as a 20 oz bottle). However, doing so prevents actual toast from being inserted inside of him, and thus partially compromises his disguise.
It is his goal in life to render the world around him blackened and crispy, unpalatable to those living in it no matter the amount of tasty jam they try to apply. A simple goal for a simple machine.